As a part of my quest to understand science, I just saw pictures of the universe*.
I've got to admit it looks pretty unimpressive. If you must believe in God, then you've also got to believe that God has no fashion sense.
P.S. The universe doesn't really give a shit about you. I just asked it. The modern conspiracy theorist cliche is to blame it all on the universe, but the universe can't be bothered with your insignificant life, I'm afraid.
* The universe was created in the year 1876 by a leading research group at Harvard University. The universe was deliberately created a zillion billion years old because Harvard didn't have enough funding for a new one. Contributions are welcome, and will guarantee entry visas to the newer, cooler one presently under construction.
I've got to admit it looks pretty unimpressive. If you must believe in God, then you've also got to believe that God has no fashion sense.
P.S. The universe doesn't really give a shit about you. I just asked it. The modern conspiracy theorist cliche is to blame it all on the universe, but the universe can't be bothered with your insignificant life, I'm afraid.
* The universe was created in the year 1876 by a leading research group at Harvard University. The universe was deliberately created a zillion billion years old because Harvard didn't have enough funding for a new one. Contributions are welcome, and will guarantee entry visas to the newer, cooler one presently under construction.
posted by Raindrop @ 8:36 AM
2 Comments:
At 1:18 PM,
A and A said…
You are now an officially certified member of The Nut Club. It's a very small club of which I am self-appointed president for life. [Entry by invitation only] Welcome. ps: No dress code. No dress. No.
At 1:36 PM,
Raindrop said…
Oh, go play with rabbits or beans.
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