Shallowness is Profound

Profanity is profundity

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

A very reliable source (can't name him, he does top secret government work) has just revealed to me that the big bang is actually bird droppings.

3 Comments:

  • At 6:29 PM, Blogger Drunken Master said…

    You do realize not naming your source could get you subpeonad by the state or National Supreme Court ordering you to name them, refusal of which you would be sent to jail in contempt of the courts orders?

    Personally, my opinion of you would jump ten-fold if you were an ex-con...

     
  • At 8:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ha, your "source" is a fake. This is how it all started :D.

    And please stop clogging the tubes of the Internets with so many posts :(.

     
  • At 3:08 PM, Blogger APOO said…

    Jeezus! Now I know....
    I always mistook the BIG BANG theory for ummm... u know... a Big Bang!

     

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