I have some science friends* with huge superiority complexes. They're full of shit, so I put two and two together and came up with this. Science must be full of shit too. Yeah, and you thought logic was an exclusively scientific domain.
So over the next few days, I shall attempt to disprove all known science. Hopefully, this will shut a lot of universities down and divert money to areas where it is needed. Like free vodka.
Today, I shall disprove evolutionary biology.
Evolutionary biologists extensively use flies. This fact alone destroys all their credibility. Their use of fruit flies ensures that all the fruit they eat are contaminated. This leads to all sorts of mental illnesses. Just like their cousins, the dreaded
tsetses, these flies can produce forms of sleeping sickness too. Sleepy biologists should, under no circumstances, be trusted. Also, they believe in genes. They claim they see these genes, which strikes me as an odd claim, because most biologists can't operate machinery. And if they say they're seeing these genes with their naked eyes, they're obviously full of rubbish. I don't believe in genes. If most of them are skeptical enough not to believe in God, because they can't SEE God, then how come they believe in genes that they can't see?
Also, for science to be good science, it must have
predictive powers. Remember this surprising fact that even scientists admit to! This automatically puts astrology and feng shui on top of the list of good sciences. How weird is that?
* They are pompous asses who dress badly because they think they have better things to worry about. I disagree.
