The Deeper Meaning of Life
My quest to find the deeper meaning of life has finally ended.
I have now discovered the TRUE meaning of life.
There is none.
The universe was a fucking waste of time to begin with.
And it's all pointless unless someone buys me a villa in Corfu.
For some inexplicable reason, this brings to mind a conversation between my favorite philosopher and his beloved father.
Philosopher: Respected pater, I have decided that I shall live the life of a very wealthy man, a life of riches beyond compare.
His Father: Respected filis, I am heartened to hear this. You show ambition, which is an admirable trait indeed. You are, no doubt, aware that you will need to persevere in order to achieve such lofty goals.
Philosopher: No, respected pater. For it is you who shall persevere. I merely wish to inherit the riches.
I have now discovered the TRUE meaning of life.
There is none.
The universe was a fucking waste of time to begin with.
And it's all pointless unless someone buys me a villa in Corfu.
For some inexplicable reason, this brings to mind a conversation between my favorite philosopher and his beloved father.
Philosopher: Respected pater, I have decided that I shall live the life of a very wealthy man, a life of riches beyond compare.
His Father: Respected filis, I am heartened to hear this. You show ambition, which is an admirable trait indeed. You are, no doubt, aware that you will need to persevere in order to achieve such lofty goals.
Philosopher: No, respected pater. For it is you who shall persevere. I merely wish to inherit the riches.
posted by Raindrop @ 6:18 PM
18 Comments:
At 8:41 AM,
Drunken Master said…
Obviously this respected philosopher's father is not my uncle, who's addendum to the conversation would have been (and I quote):
Respected filis, I have toiled and toiled and persevered through life, quite successfully, so I'm glad to let you know, the only thing you will inherit is my debt.
At 8:55 PM,
Nath said…
Darn; I seem to have missed nihilism week.
At 9:53 PM,
Madame Mahima said…
there must be something in the water!
either that or women all around the world having an absolute shit month
At 8:09 AM,
Raindrop said…
Nobody's spotted the fact that this conversation is from Calvin & Hobbes.
Shame on you.
At 3:26 PM,
Anil P said…
And then the philosopher realised that the Respected Pater would indeed outlive him :)
At 10:12 PM,
Ekta said…
ha!
I loved the post..especially this is a C&H writeup...Anything by Calvin is gods word!:-)
At 10:15 PM,
Benaam Badnaam said…
happiness is so simple
good food
good exercise (sex counts)
good movies/books/friends
and well enuf money earned easily to spend on others welfare....namely the bill and melinda gate foundations of this world!!!
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